Russian Horoscope

(for Russian towns and cities)

(by Uliana Stepanova)

Scovorodino
As you can see from the name of this town, there are a lot of pans there. Winter and spring will be very snowy, so it will be extremely difficult to buy spades and people will clean roads with their pans!

Udachnyi
People in this town are lucky, peaceful, they pray every day. This year they will be lucky too, their government will give them new flats in a new comfortable house.

Magnitogorsk
There are a lot of magnets in this city, each citizen has them. But these magnets are unusual, because they gravitate to positive moments in life in different ways. This year magnets will gravitate to good weather, positive mood and wonderful productivity.

Saint-Petersburg
People in this city haven’t had snow for three years, so now they are happy. Citizens of Saint-Petersburg will stroll about the streets, ski, skate and play different games with snow and in the snow.

Moscow
On the one hand, people in Moscow will be happy because of the great amount of snow, on the other hand, they will be worried as snow will cause more traffic jams.

Grjazi 
People there will be greatly disappointed because there will be not snow but mud on the streets this winter. In summer there will be a lot of dirt as usual.

Sochi
Citizens will put some snow into their fridges to keep it for the 2014 Winter Olympics, because usually there isn’t so much snow in Sochi.

Glupovtsy
People living in this town have always wanted to rename it. This year they will have a chance to do it. If citizens pass certain exams, their town will get a new name – Umnitsy!

Vladivostok
In this city people will see white bears walking along the streets and buying some food in shops.

Zmeinogorsk
Each person in this town has one or two snakes. Snakes are very intelligent and help people in different ways. In winter and spring snakes will help people to clean their town.